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I would never look at that girl & think “model”. The girls spent a day at the park & got attacked by bees. & they got to spend a night out but were separated by 21 & over & the young’uns. The of age girls got to go to a bar while the underage went bowling. They weren’t thrilled at 1st but they got to stay out later & actually had fun. Tiffany made the final cut. I think there are a bunch of interesting girls in the Final 14 & looks like it will be a fun season.

3/9: Jay tells the girls that they will be living in L.A. this time. Then they are taken to a movie studio where they will have a photo shoot w/ Nigel. They pose on an NYPD police car & are dressed w/ crazy hair & make up that is supposed to look like an alien. Nole & Janice are also there. Janice talks with the girls as they are getting made up. Brandy shows she is a diva by being all pissy about the wait & then giving Nigel a hard time while he was trying to photograph her. She gives herself an 11 on a scale of 1-10 for her shoot. Jay said Sarah was the easiest to work with. Brita was more concerned with not letting her undies show. They got Tyra Mail & it told them they were going to L.A.s hottest spot. They are taken somewhere in the ghetto & have to get out at some warehouse building. Then these motorcycle gang looking people walk up. Turns out they are designers for Serious Clothing. Inside was where they were going to live. It was done really nice & all the rooms had names that represented L.A. I missed most of the next segment & when I came back Miss J was there to take their measurements. Brita weighed 138 & was heavier than the other girls. I thought she looked great though & it sucks that she is going to be made to feel bad about it. They got another Tyra mail that told them to be ready tomorrow at 9am & that someone is going to be cut. They meet Tyra & the Jays at a salon. Today will be their makeovers. Everyone but Brandy was getting a new hairdo cuz they said she was fierce already. But Miss Diva wasn’t happy as she wanted a drastic change. So Tyra appeased her & had her afro cut off. After their makeover they had a photo shoot… topless. Michelle was getting her hair bleached that yucky fake blonde color that no one should have. As they were doing it it was burning her scalp & even though she was in pain & shaking, she didn’t complain. Tiffany respected that. Keenyah was scared of the blunt cut they were going to give her. But afterwards she loved it. Brandy continued w/ her attitude & this time wasn’t happy w/ her eyebrows. Jay said she was pissing him off. Tyra arrived at the salon & she wasn’t happy. She said part of being a Top Model is to accept change & be a blank palate. She got them the best people that molded & shaped her career. 2 of them have pissed her off & she said they know who they are [Brandy & Keenyah] & this will affect the judging. At the judging Tyra wanted to commend Michelle for pushing through the pain. She told Keenyah that she was one of the girlh s addressing yesterday. Tiffany cried & said it is hard to be tough all the time & she just wants to be pretty. Brandy sugar coated her behavior & Tyra compared it to a kid in front of their Mom. Nigel brought up how when he asked Brandy how she was she complained about having to wait a long time. He said she wasn’t fun to have around. Tyra said Brandy had given the biggest response when she first was told she was a finalist so what has happened? The judges deliberated & then brought the girls in for the cut. All that was left was Keenyah, Brita & Brandy. Keenyah got her photo & Tyra said she has learned a big lesson this week. The final photo went to BRANDY so that means BRITA was cut. That bums me out cuz they keep talking about her size & I think she looks great. I would kill for that body. & it is weird to me that Tyra was pushing so hard for the heavy girl last season but now this girl is too big? Whatever. Brandy cried & said she would work on her attitude. Brita said she is pissed & now regrets doing the show. Next week they have to strut for Miss J. Michelle has a shocking secret revealed. & something bad happens at the judging where someone is laying on the floor, people look on in shock & someone said to call a paramedic.

3/16: They had to go to a stadium for their 1st challenge. Miss J was there & wearing a cheerleader outfit. He gave each girl a pair of ugly big clogs to teach them how to walk on grass. Later he told them that there was a pair of heels for each of them somewhere in the stadium & they had to find them. No surprise, they were all the way at the top. They had to put those on & then were given a strange prop that they had to use in their walk down the steps. When they went home Keenyah helped Sarah w/ her walk cuz it was really bad. The next challenge brought them to K Mart & they had to find an accessory in the store to use for their walk down a blue carpet [I am assuming for blue light special]. They would compete head-to-head until one girl was left. It got down to Rebecca & Naima. Rebecca won. She got to pick 5 friends that would go w/ her to Stuart Weitzman’s shoe store & get a fancy schmancy pair of shoes while the losers would wait on them. She picked Kahlen, Sarah, Noelle, Lluvy & Naima. Brittany whined it isn’t fair but it is fair honey. It’s a game, you lost. Michelle freaked out when Keenyah pretended to shut her in the shoe closet. I’ll explain why a little later. The girls don’t know what to think of her cuz she is happy one minute & sobbing the next. Rebecca was a total snatch as the girls waited on her. She tells the camera she isn’t there to feed their ego & is there for herself. We got it honey. Their next Tyra Mail told them that the next shoot would include 10 b!tches. I thought it was funny that someone thought it meant they would compete against girls from another season. Michelle had a private talk w/ Noelle & told her a secret she has been hiding. I was pissed that Brandy & Tiffany were eavesdropping & laughing but that went away when they went in the room & were really cool to Michelle & comforted her. It turns out that Michelle is gay & it has been hard hiding it. See? That is why she freaked out before. She doesn’t like being in the closet! Bad joke I know but I couldn’t resist. The girls were so open & joked w/ Michelle & made her feel good about herself. They all go to the photo shoot & it was for 1-800-FLOWERS. & the b!tches? 10 dogs. The photographer didn’t seem to really like any of the girls. She did like Michelle though. Sarah had her shoot before Noelle & Noelle asked her what to expect but she wouldn’t tell her cuz it is a competition. Hmmm. Wasn’t she getting help earlier w/ her walk? I guess she only likes to receive. Time for the judging. They were each given a potato sack 7 told to make it into a gown. Then they would come in one at a time in heels & strut. Keenyah stumbled on the stairs but regained her composure. Sarah would come into the room, wave, then walk back out & was just bizarre. Finally Tyra told her to come on. Tiffany did some weird side step thing going up & down the stairs. Rebecca was judged 1st & all of a sudden her eyes roll back & she fell flat on her back. Everyone freaks out. Tyra’s co-exec producer, Ken Mok, came out to tend to her. Tyra also ran to her & wiped the tears from her eyes. She was taken to a hospital. It turns out she has a pre-existing condition that she has had since she was 3 where she collapses & they can’t figure out why. It hasn’t happened in 6 or 7 years though. While she was at the hospital Tyra asked the rest of the girls who was scared & said she was too. They went on w/ the show. Tyra said Lluvy was the only one to do something w/ her sack. They compared Brittany’s photo to porno again. Keenyah was told her picture was the best & it was also the 1st click the photographer took that day. Rebecca came back & had a private talk w/ Tyra before joining the group. Tyra told her that she has to listen to her body & if she ever needs to sit down, just do it. The 2 girls up for elimination were BRITTANY & SARAH. Tyra told Brittany that her sexuality is way too strong & is too XXX for the fashion industry. She said Sarah is melting. They can see her loveliness but if Sarah doesn’t believe in herself, they can’t either. SARAH WAS CUT. Sarah was upset cuz she thinks she has more natural talent than some girls still there. She said Brittany is a porn princess. She has always been the ugly duckling & this proved once again she isn’t good enough.

Next week their shoot has them playing tennis. Brandy flips out on the girls & the old Tiffany is back & telling the girls they are all b!tches.

3/23: Rebecca told us that last week she was nauseous & then had tunnel vision & the next thing she knew, she was on the floor. This is a condition she has had since she was 3 & it isn’t life threatening. The girls all want to use the phone so they get in line. Brandy was in the kitchen & heard them talking about it & then came out & said she wanted the phone. She just basically pitched a fit. Tiffany pulled her aside & calmed her down. Their first task was to have a ballet lesson. The instructor would hit them w/ his cane. I thought of the movie ‘Fame’. The girls go out to dinner & Tiffany had like 4 glasses of wine & puked under the table. At home she cries to Michelle that she misses her child & family. Michelle did her best to comfort her. Beverly Johnson arrived & the girls got to ask her questions about the business. The photo shoot was on a tennis court. Jay wasn’t there & the photographer was a jerk. But this was a test. Jay was secretly watching how they handled the situations. Both of the hotheads, Brandy & Tiffany, kept themselves in check. The girls were a little tense about the situation & Brandy took it out on Tatiana telling her she would beat her down if there wasn’t a rule of no physical contact. After the shoot Jay arrived & told them they were tricked. The photographer named NAIMA the winner of the challenge. She got to pick 2 friends [Kahlen & Tiffany] to go out to dinner w/ a special guest. That ended up being Serena Williams who gave Naima an autographed racket. Serena told them that she is a part of the fashion industry as she has her own clothing line. Then she had them all do their catwalk & critiqued it. Their next shoot was for a calendar & the 12 finalists would be the 12 signs of the Zodiac. Brandy again was a diva & complaining constantly. Some of the girls talked about Brandy behind her back & Tiffany defended her. Brandy yelled at Tatiana again & then Tiffany went back to her old ways & said “all you bitches is evil”. Tiffany’s big advice to the girls was not to provoke Brandy. How about telling Brandy to shut the eff up? Instead of everyone catering to her she should be a grown up. When the girls were judges, Brandy & Lluvy were the last 2 girls. Tyra said Lluvy’s Pisces photo was the worst in the history of the show. She said Brandy had an attitude w/ a capital A. They thought one of the girls had more potential & BRANDY was cut. Brandy said they should have looked past her attitude & she will miss Tiffany cuz she is like a sister to her. Next week Michelle’s face gets even uglier w/ some nasty disease.

This is on Wednesdays at 7pm CST on UPN.

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